Conor and Jock, two dopey looking innercity teenagers from Cork, are best friends who dress the same, with dodgy haircuts and bum-fluff moustaches. Jock is a local legend — the uncatchable bike thief — much to the annoyance of bike cop Healy who has vowed to catch him. Jock hears about a failed drug trafficking attempt in West Cork where 61 bales of cocaine, each of which is worth €7 million, end up in the sea. Jock and Conor steal two bikes and travel on a 160km road trip hoping to find a bale with Healy in hot pursuit